So grab your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay (OTA)

It's a nice warm day, the first one that really feels free of any lingering winter. Feeling celebratory (and slightly evil), Audrey'd headed to the park with her ukelele on her back and some snacks from Quill. Foreshadowing her song for the day, Audrey got a few scones and a large cup of their best house blend. Then she'd spread a blanket on the ground and sat there tuning her ukelele for a while.

"I woke up this morning...I had a scone and a large house blend...And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends..."

Then she'd started to sing a pleasant tune, enjoying the way that people first smiled and then frowned as they realized Audrey's song wasn't, in fact, a paean to the coming spring but Jonathan Coulton's First of May.

"It's the First of May! First of May! Outdoor fuckin' starts today!" she sings with gusto, enjoying the mix of snickering and horror.

And really, if someone complained, she could just switch to his version of Baby Got Back.

[[Needless to say, both songs are INCREDIBLY NSFW and also hilarious.]]